Reblog if you're a cuddler.
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
Trying to discreetly chew gum in class
- a dozen roses: $12
- a box of chocolates: $10
- a happy valentines day card: $2
- still having $24 because you're single: priceless
- Friends: I'm going to leave you now.
- Best Friends: I'm going to pretend like we were never friends.
- Parents: I'm going to blame you for things you didn't do.
- Sibling: I'm going to make you feel like you'll never be good enough.
- Grandparents: I'm going to prefer your sibling over you.
- Kids at school: We're going to make fun of you because you state your opinion and stand up for others.
- Society: You're not skinny enough.
- Brain: You're worthless. Kill yourself.